global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

voluntarily pooping in the bag

the prank involving pooping in a bag, setting it on fire and putting it on someone's doorstop, the person supplying the mass

"make sure to eat alot before you voluntarily pooping in the bag" - danny g

by Jerry Jenitalia October 30, 2025

Bird Pooping

When a male ejaculates off of a high balcony on to the people on the ground below with the goal of getting it on someone.

I was really bored and horny the other day, so I went bird pooping off of my apartment balcony on someone walking by.

by Neil Biformi December 6, 2025

Pussy Popping

Pop that pussy.

Pussy popping is when ur girl stuffs a huge string of pearls in her pussy and gives u the end. As u walk backwards slowly the pearls come popping out of that pussy 1 by 1.

by Grandpaguh December 23, 2025

Gee Finger Poking

The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.

Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.

by Drew11766 September 4, 2008

face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

boom boom powing

The act of grinding on a random person-particually on a male- in a bar while he is paying his tab.

Random Guy: Wait! I am boom boom powing right now! Gimme a sec.

by Jmaster July 19, 2012