A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.
A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious
B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
by axellpaxel June 14, 2025
Get the Politically christianmug. The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
Get the Mickey Mouse Politicsmug. Donald worshiper: Trump gon lock them groomers up!
Human: Roy Cohn was having gay sex with j Edgar Hoover and underage boys. Your orange Daddy is a political thespian.
Human: Roy Cohn was having gay sex with j Edgar Hoover and underage boys. Your orange Daddy is a political thespian.
by Dr.Crow June 14, 2023
Get the Political Thespianmug. 1. A soyjak’s Marvel-tier obsession with treating politics like the next Avengers saga, where voting for the "lesser evil" is the ultimate NPC quest. Features endless reboots (elections), zero character development (career politicians), and post-credit scenes (news cycles) teasing the next "most important election of our lives."
2. When normies LARP as "freedom fighters" by doomscrolling headlines, stanning blue-check politicians, and arguing online like they’re in the Capitol Hill version of Endgame. Spoiler: Thanos (the deep state) always wins.
2. When normies LARP as "freedom fighters" by doomscrolling headlines, stanning blue-check politicians, and arguing online like they’re in the Capitol Hill version of Endgame. Spoiler: Thanos (the deep state) always wins.
"Dave spent 4 hours debating midterm polls on Reddit, fully immersed in the Political Cinematic Universe. Meanwhile, his life’s still mid, his 401k’s dead, and his wife’s boyfriend says ‘vote harder.’"
by UrbanDic1453 March 11, 2025
Get the Political Cinematic Universemug. Person A, commenting: I think both sides are atrocious.
Person B: Well, stop being a fence-sitter. I hope you don't like your personal information being personal.
Person A, telling their friend about the incident: Great, I said one little thing and I'm getting doxxed.
Person C: That's politics for ya.
Person B: Well, stop being a fence-sitter. I hope you don't like your personal information being personal.
Person A, telling their friend about the incident: Great, I said one little thing and I'm getting doxxed.
Person C: That's politics for ya.
by anonymous August 30, 2025
Get the Politicsmug. To be Passive-Agressive about your political point, especially around people or a community that is extremely hostile to your opinion.
*shares quote about Anne Frank’s notes about people getting abducted from their homes, trying to hint about ICE raids*
Followers: Hey, you can be open about what you believe in.
Me: Can I? I’m legally not allowed to talk about my beliefs online because of my employment, and that’s why I’m being so Political-Aggressive.
Followers: Hey, you can be open about what you believe in.
Me: Can I? I’m legally not allowed to talk about my beliefs online because of my employment, and that’s why I’m being so Political-Aggressive.
by JusticeIsBlind August 10, 2019
Get the Political-Aggressivemug. The processes by which society establishes new norms, expectations, and standards, and in some cases existing norms and standards are replaced, in regards to what is and is not acceptable in politics. These processes happen in various settings including schools, colleges, businesses, churches, news channels, and homes. These processes can greatly impact how people think, act, and behave in many different political situations. In the present, the processes related to this have been heavily shaped by the Republicans and Democrats and in turn many of norms and standards being made about politics strongly favor the views of those groups, which in turn gives the mainstream political parties more influence on political and social issues than the nonmainstream parties have. The best way to counter this issue is to give nonmainstream political parties more access to these institutions so they can have their views heard and in turn potentially shape some of the norms that are made, which can help make these processes more fair and representative of the different groups in society.
Zachary: A lot of people strongly support the Republicans and Democrats these days; even though their views on certain issues don’t really benefit many members of U.S. population. I wonder why so many people support them when it does not really benefit them to do so?
Amy: It is because of the fact that political normalization, the processes by which new norms and standards are made related to what is and is not acceptable in politics, has been very heavily influenced by the Republican and Democratic parties, which has led to most of the norms that are made to strongly support their views and not the views of nonmainstream parties, like the Reform Party, or the Constitution Party. As a result, most people in society don’t even consider voting for nonmainstream parties or support people who agree with their ideas.
Amy: It is because of the fact that political normalization, the processes by which new norms and standards are made related to what is and is not acceptable in politics, has been very heavily influenced by the Republican and Democratic parties, which has led to most of the norms that are made to strongly support their views and not the views of nonmainstream parties, like the Reform Party, or the Constitution Party. As a result, most people in society don’t even consider voting for nonmainstream parties or support people who agree with their ideas.
by Vanguard 1998 March 16, 2021
Get the political normalizationmug.