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Dirty Pudding

An act in which a male is giving oral sex to a female when she whispers dirty pudding. She proceeds to defecate in her partners mouth during the sexual act.
“What did you and Rachel do last night?”

“She wanted to serve me dirty pudding
by DanTheFixItMan May 18, 2023
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panty pudding chef

A man who gets young college girls to cream in her panties. Panty pudding chef. Just picture a well endowed Chefboy RD.
Dude, I got this girl so wet, I felt like a panty pudding chef last night.
by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024
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Forbidden pudding

Forbidden Pudding (noun): A humorous and slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.

See also: Forbidden Custard – a similar term, often used interchangeably, but usually referring to the more fluid, runny variety of nasal phlegm.
"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."
by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023
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Forbidden pudding

Forbidden Pudding (noun): Slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges while coughing, sneezing or blowing the nose, during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.
"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."
by TheJusticeBear November 21, 2023
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bread pudding

A dessert consisting of chunks of stale bread soaked in a sweet custard mixture before being baked. Often paired with a thick vanilla sauce. Despite the strange concept, it's a very easy dessert to make with often disproportionately delicious end results. Be warned, however: if you make this recipe for an event, its attendees WILL start hounding you to make more and more of it for them in the future. It's just that good.
I made some white chocolate bread pudding for my mom's birthday party last week, and it turned out really good! So good, in fact, that now people won't stop talking about it with me...
by Inlovewithabsol December 23, 2023
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Cockroach Pudding

When a Person has sex with Cockroaches, and/or gets Creampied by a Cockroach.
Person 1: I had some cockroach pudding last night

Person 2: Fucking kill yourself
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
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Bitch Pudding

An Iconic character from Robot Chicken (on the network Adult Swim).

Quotes:

“Blam! You all get a taste of the Bitch Pudding!”

"This tastes like moose dick! I gotta go home; some asshole tried to kill me, so that asshole is gonna get my boot up his asshole."

"What's up, fucknuts? Damn, I haven't seen this much white hair since Steve Martin sucked Leslie Nielsen's dick - allegedly."

"One more lie outta that shit-nozzle you call a mouth, and I'll leave a boot print in your front butt!"

"Maybe because he was emptying his bingo balls into your fat-ass wife's cigar cutter, you quibbling bowl of pickle dicks!"
Your mouth is worse than Bitch Pudding.

You dress like Bitch Pudding.
by JessimoRW January 30, 2024
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