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Playing For Blood

To flirt unseriously or with the intent of catching a body; to play for a bloodkill.
Friend1: Do you think it’ll go anywhere with this Hinge girl?
Friend2: Nahhhh I’m playing for blood.
by shawntalllll May 13, 2025
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Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.
Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.
by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025
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Playing Chief

To feign stupidity or ignorance of some knowledge, usually in order to avoid responsibility or gain some advantage
Marty: why did you vote someone out illegally, hold an illegal election and solicit grievances?

Chief Dixon Burtrom Pheasant (next last name TBD): I just became chief and I didn’t know. I’ve only had 8 years to read it and I am super busy teaching culture. I also have cancer 😢

Every council member: there she goes Playing Chief again…
by Petty Spirit Guide June 3, 2025
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Playing Elden Ring

Friend 1: Let’s play Roblox!
Friend 2: Hol up I’m playing Elden Ring
by makoshark28 June 4, 2025
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playing Willy Wonka

1. to be in bed with several people in a platonic way, a-la the grandparents in the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
2. to collude in an overly friendly way with one or more individuals who are either nonproductive or disingenuous.
1. "We all had taken some molly at the party and decided to listen to some music and play Willy Wonka together."
2. "Look, man, I'm gonna need more money because I'm not playing Willy Wonka with you mother fuckers."
by garbagefight June 30, 2025
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Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip
“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025
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Playing for money

The act of using everything at one's disposal to win in a videogame, often abandoning all fun aspects of said game.
I don't want to play against them because they're always playing for money.
by anonymous November 8, 2025
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