MAP (minor attracted person)

Whitewashed term for a pedophile.

Person A: "My friends Harvey and Bill are MAP (minor attracted person), but I accept everyone for who they are."

Person B: "MAP? Do you mean they are a couple of Pederasses? They are sickos that want to have sex with children?"

Person A:"Yeah but I don't judge people because I too am a nutbag -- I vote Democrat."

Person B: "I want off this planet..."

by Pokipann July 12, 2018

person attached to your dick

N. A fuck buddy for whom you're starting to develop feelings. It's not just about the sex anymore, but when your relationship expands to accommodate and appreciate your fuck buddy's personality, character, tastes, etc. It's when you look at his dick and see the person it is attached to.

Laura: "It took me some time to sort this out, but I...I think I've grown to like the person attached to your dick."
Jordi: *blushing* "Oh...thanks!"

by Nicnoc October 12, 2010

Personal Shit

A shit someone takes while having an emotional breakdown.

I think Sandra was taking a personal shit. The bathroom floor is covered in tears and it smells like death in there.

by superk13 June 23, 2016

fake person

someone who backstabs and acts different to your face

paige kelly is not a fake person

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

white person bbq

A BBQ that only consists of hot dogs and hamburgers

-Hey you going to David's BBQ?
-Are there gonna be oysters there?
-No
-Steak?
-No
-Tri-tip?
-No, its a white person bbq
-Oh

by Calihomie May 30, 2010

personalizable

an item or idea that can be edited or altered to fit a personal preference.

"MySpace is much more personalizable than Facebook - my page isn't just blue and white!"
"That Mad Lib was so personalizable... I didn't know Britney Spears cleaned her teeth with a toilet bowl."

by Tayla Rylee March 14, 2008

Personal House Cleaning

when a person wants to shrink their personal network; network of friends, acquaintances, collegues; ridding themselves of un-needed/un-wanted people.

I have way too many people in my life; need to do some personal house cleaning, so I can focus more on the people who mean more to me.

When de-friending facebook friends = personal house cleaning
unwantedun-neededpersonalnetworkfriends

by winnipegdude February 16, 2012