When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.
Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.
by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025
Get the Nanny Pearlsmug. by Cannikay February 24, 2018
Get the Pearledmug. 
Blue Pearl is a minor character in Steven Universe. She's a gem that serves Blue Diamond. She's a shy and quiet Gem, and she rarely talks. She likes to draw too, as she said in "Together Alone".
by Altzzzy July 20, 2021
Get the Blue Pearlmug. “I was kind of stressed about parallel parking on my driver’s test, but I somehow pearled that shit”
by yurka slurka June 25, 2019
Get the Pearlmug. by pearl ios rnrhrheh August 28, 2021
Get the pearl iosmug.