Parentaurus

a parent that's stubborn, ancient, ego-driven… and impossible to move.

My father is being a parentaurus about everything. Any advice I try to give him is no good, wrong, and dismissed.

by CreativeBruces December 11, 2025

dingle parent

short for or slang for a dim witted single parent who otherwise thinks they are doing the work of two parents.

"It takes two of you to do what I, a dingle parent, do."

by Howard Cunningham August 1, 2012

Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

by Malent October 23, 2014

Watch Parent

A watch parent is like watch guard except they have kids. These are the over-protective parents who don't let their children say words like: 'fart', 'stupid', 'suck' and 'weird'

ugh, my mom is such a Watch Parent, for dessert she lets me have one organic gummy bear!

by mayokiwi November 15, 2014

Sucker Parent

Parents that believe everything their child says or does, especially the younger one.

Dude, both of my parents are sucker parents, they believe everything my little sister does, if she's crying because she can't get her way, then when she gets her way, she quickly stops crying, that should tell you that she was just putting on a scene!

Your dad is such a sucker parent.

Mom! Only a sucker parent would believe that actually hurt him.

by DDeeDD April 11, 2016

whiner parent

A parent who complains about everything you do because it isn't what they would do.

"Oh my gosh my parents complain about everything I do. They're such whiner parents."

by Chinnzilla December 3, 2016

extreme parenting

The act of raising 3 or more over-scheduled kids, especially in a busy urban or suburban area, and you go from man-to-man coverage to playing zone and the play clock is always running.

My wife and I just had our fourth kid and now we have to practice extreme parenting.

by ExtremeParent July 11, 2017