milwaukee pasta bandit

somebody who has a finger and a thumb and is found dead

"Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found deaaaad." -News

by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023

Half Past 12

Half-past twelve I was all alone
I can't be compromised
Fuckin' on my ex, we ain't apologize
'Cause I'm way too young and you always right
Threw it in my face, I'm on another flight
Girl at home, I ain't been living right
The little arguments always start the fight
I had to get away so I'm with you tonight
Is there another guy?

person: omg its half past 12
person 2: half past 12 i was all alone

by terroristman700 November 4, 2023

Que Pasta

Religious slang. (Flying Spaghetti Monster)

Positive feedback of any kind with a meaning of: Cool, Funny etc.

1: My boss gave me a raise!
2: Que Pasta. (That's great)

1: *joke*
2: Que Pasta. (Funny)

by Buffshrimp December 18, 2023

Que Pasta

Religious slang.

Used to express positive feelings as a reaction to something positive.

1: My boss gave me a raise!
2: Que Pasta. (That's great)

1: *tells joke*
2: Que Pasta. (Lol haha lmao)

by Buffshrimp December 18, 2023

Compatible Past

A couple is said to have a compatible past if their past romantic and sexual experience is on a similar level.

John had two girlfriends and Jane had 5 boyfriends, they don't have a compatible past.

Jack went only as far as first base, while Janice went as far as second base with her previous boyfriend. They have a compatible past since their experiences are near similar.

Jean only made out with a woman while Jill slept with two guys before. They don't have a compatible past.

Jacob slept with 3 woman and Jessica with 2 men. They have a compatible past.

by Ememento September 20, 2024

Talent past its expiration date

People that are no longer politically relevant or useful to their country

As per Laura Ingraham of fox news, the Clintons, Obamas and Oprah can all be categorized as talent past its expiration date. Lol.

by Sexydimma November 26, 2024

Hallucinating Pasta

The kind of person who likes to touch women without their consent and on top on that, indulges in asking them for “nudes” and harassing them in their day to day life.

This type of person has no respect for women or their reputation and tends to get away with their behaviour by throwing money at their problems and bribing people to their place of residences.

“did you see him! he’s acting like a hallucinating pasta!”

by munch6969 January 29, 2024