Pettimus prime

Some one who is the leader of petty

Dude you are pettimus prime

by Thatgirloverthere02 October 21, 2015

Petey shaker

That funny feeling in your balls when you hit a bump or a dip in the road while driving. Basically the feeling of your balls going zero gravity momentarily.

I sped up to 90 mph to hit that dip in the road because it gives me a bad ass petey shaker.

by PhillyFulg February 29, 2016

Patty time

When someone says they'll be somewhere at a certain time but really shows up two hours later.

" She said she'd be here at 4:30pm, now it's 7:00pm. She must be running on Patty time."

by Trisha Keno March 23, 2016

pettea

petty + tea = pettea
When you have tea but it's just petty, not ACTUAL tea.

Friend 1: "Ya'll, I have some tea."
Friend 2: "YES! SPILL the tea, QUENCH my thirst!"
Friend 1: *spills the tea*
Friend 2: Girrrrrl :/ that's just some pettea.

by itsnotaboutdads December 28, 2016

Patty House Waffle

The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face

Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.

by cockslapmyfunions April 24, 2017

Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.

Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.

by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017

Pettibon'd

To severely injur ones self as a result of a lack of sleep, or intelligence.

I almost pettibon'd my arm off,with a band saw, i need some sleep.

by Deep derpin November 16, 2017