on my chest

Jizzing on someone's chest

"AF on my chest" = Bunch of dudes jizzing on my chest

by AF_RS March 8, 2017

My car

MY CAR NOT YOUR CAR :(

3: i have a car
1: but its not your car
2: ITS MY CAR YOU-
3:No its My car

by Frog is stupid and dumb March 14, 2021

Not My President

"Not My President" is a slogan commonly used to describe a metaphor. The President of the United States of America is factually the president. However, when people use the slogan "Not My President," they are referring to their individual vales which the current president does not represent.

Yes President Trump is literally my president, but Trump is a pathological liar, attempts to intimidate people over twitter like a "keyboard tough guy", has cheated on multiple wives - multiple times, doesn't know how to spell common words, is a massive bigot, a mild racists with a father that was a member of the KKK, extremely narcissistic with a petty childish demeanor, tremendously unjust, unforgiving control-freak with a vindictive personality that requires approval, a misogynistic, homophobic, unethical, megalomaniac, self-centered, egotistical, ignorant, incompetent, (etc.) and an embarrassment not fitting of a head of state. Trump is NOT MY PRESIDENT because he doesn't represent my values.

by Draxx them Sklounst August 4, 2018

My Dude

A way of talking to people when you don’t wanna call them by their name.

Hiya, my dude!

My dude, you’re hilarious!

by Cosmora July 29, 2018

my idol

my idol means someone that you admire so much that it's unexplainable. :

oh my goodness! how can taylor swift be your idol? maya angelou is my idol. she's so awesome

by damnnEbbb688 June 4, 2009

in my pants

An immature term, in which you say when your in an odd period of time.

Or you can begin with "your mom"

A:Please remain seated while the bus is in motion
B:Please remain seated while your mom is in motion, in my pants.

by Jeff Wright November 4, 2003

My ex

My ex is that one guy who I dated twice. Oh I still miss him, somehow. Even though now I have a girlfriend. But whatever, he can live his life with his new girlfriend.

My ex cheated on my best friend twice. Me and him dated twice, wonder who else is next.

by yagurlvivi(bi heh) April 15, 2020