Chief Chief Officer

Used when a persons job title is bullshit. For example in certain corporations everyone seem to be directors of something, in other words they are Directors of Nothing or Chief Chief Officers.

“Hello, I am the Director of Direct Marketing.”
“Hello, Yes I am also a Director of Direct Marketing but for Sustainable Solutions.”

Temps watching from afar: “God they are such Chief Chief Officers.”

by Not a Chief Chief Officer May 19, 2023

Mr Sir Officer President Scrunch Skunklen

Scrunch Skunklen, he is the sir officer president of the city skrunklevil of wibbil wobble do da.

Look, it's, Mr Sir Officer President Scrunch Skunklen

by TD21 July 3, 2023

Oval Office

The toilet. This word is usually associated with excessive vomiting due to massive intake of alcohol, a hangover, or projectile diarrhea

Jimmy totally dominated the oval office after 18 beers and $25 worth of Taco Bell.

by Griffin Reed January 17, 2008

facebook official

Of or pertaining to facebook. If something is absolutely certain or believed to be true, it is indeed facebook official.

Hey, did Aaron and Michelle break up???

Yeah.

Your positive?

It's facebook official!!!

by Grace Coleman February 11, 2008

Official Man Card

An Official Man Card is the Worlds Only Authentic Man Card that is issued by OfficialManCard.com. It is an actual, tangible, plastic hold in your hand Man Card that comes printed with your Name, Unique Member number and Flag of your country of origin, as well as a Certificate of Authenticity and Two Revocation cards - when your buddies do something unmanly.

Jeff went and saw Sex and the City Two, We've got to revoke his Official Man Card!

by OfficialManCard February 23, 2011

police officer

a man who protects the whites and harasses the blacks.

Bitch ass police officers all around the school, i cant even park my got damn car without them lookin suspicious!

by mj25 May 16, 2010

Officer Candidates School

The USMC OCS is located in Quantico, Virginia. This is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy, political science, or some other fucking trivial majors attend every summer to become 'Leaders of Marines'. An alternative path in life for these loosers is pouring coffee at Starbucks.

I lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in Officer Candidates School this summer!

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006