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couch-loft

In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
I was totally rocking it on my couch-loft, watching a movie.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010
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couch humper

Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.
by Yum yum police July 22, 2024
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couch stank

(Adj); The aftermath of sex on a couch that represents sweat, sex, and sometimes shame.
Did you do her last night?

Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.

Well at least you got the poon.

*High five*
by firmgrasper February 9, 2014
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Couch humper

by BnuuyTheLoser August 10, 2024
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Couch tatty

An elite call of duty player, with a extremely high kill death ration
That guy is couch tatty and has a big face
by HJT7 June 24, 2016
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couch king

Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.
by Kation March 19, 2022
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life couching

Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.
Guy 1: Dude why are you so quiet?

Guy 2: oh, im just life couching.
by Mistcakes December 5, 2017
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