2 definitions by firmgrasper

couch stank

(Adj); The aftermath of sex on a couch that represents sweat, sex, and sometimes shame.

Did you do her last night?

Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.

Well at least you got the poon.

*High five*

by firmgrasper February 6, 2014

firm grasper

(n); One who grasps a prolapsed anus in such a way that it represents Patrick Star telling Squidward Tentacles to "firmly grasp" a jellyfishing net.

Dude, we had severe anal and I couldn't help but be a firm grasper and put her in extreme pain and pleasure.

by firmgrasper February 6, 2014