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Shit and Spin

The act of alternating shitting and barfing in the same toilet. For example, when sitting on the toilet shitting you realize you need to spin around and barf.
Dude that food was so nasty it gave me the shit and spins.
by ThatsWhatsUp562 December 25, 2013
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shit the titty

it is 11:50! you have 10 minutes to shit the titty
by shh don’t tell bitty August 8, 2021
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Semtex Shit

The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.

Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"

Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."

*Later that day....*

Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
by wisemen experience July 19, 2011
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Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.
"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."
by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020
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Shabby-Shit

Two definitions:

a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.

b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.
a. Have you seen what those Chavs have done to their house? They've made it look Shabby-Shit by painting the walls and furniture with lime wash.

b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.
by Ginger Monkey July 17, 2007
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Shit Heroes

Those superheroes of excretion who have proven themselves to be the true masters of the poop world.
Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
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Shitting Beauty

A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.
*knock* *knock* "Hey, Shitting Beauty! You gonna hog the can for a 100 years, or what!?"
by The Original Shitting Beauty August 15, 2013
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