A Jeeve Minute

A jeeve minute is, when someone say's, i'll be there in 5 minutes and takes them 25 minutes to get there. 1 Actual minute is 5 jeeve minutes.

Be there in a minute... "5 minutes later" 'thought you said you were right outside' I said give me a minute. 'Bro it took you 5 minutes kid' took me a jeeve minute my bad.

by Shadowisle July 23, 2010

In just a minute

synonym with "When hell freezes over"

I'll do it in just a minute, Dad!

by Cabinetmaker November 19, 2011

One eyed monster

The one eyed monster is a penis, but it’s a way to scare kids away from sex.

Keep away from the one eyed monster!

by Sex education April 22, 2019

Monster Counter

A dude that likes to walk through crowds and count on his fingers the number of ugly or fat chicks he comes across is referred to as a Monster Counter.

1) When the old biker wasn't riding scooters or sharpening knives he enjoyed being a Monster Counter while strolling through the zoo on Tuesdays.
2) The Monster Counter was known by the others as being on the receiving end of the angry pirate.
3) The Monster Counter is believed to have a tatoo of the rope wrapped around his mobley nut sack.

by Petergozinya June 6, 2009

7 minutes in heaven

An american kissing game,,, where you sit in a circle and spin the bottle. The two people in lands on, go out of the room, into a room alone. And spend seven minutes together,, mostly to do sexual things. But most common is just kissing. They then go back into the room, never to disclose what went on. The game proceeds with another couple. Game best for teenage parties

'We were playing 7 minutes in heaven at Alice's party'
'Really?"
"Yeah, it was awesome, i pulled Steve AND Frank" XD

by Cozziee June 21, 2011

MINUTE MAN

a guy who busts in a couple of minutes. i know alot of them and they know who they are.

these young boys are some minute men. i don't want no one minute man.

by M-DOT May 13, 2005

15 Hawaiian minutes

indefinite length of time, interminable. Refers to the laid back attitude visitors to the Hawaiian islands experience, and can mean any length of time.

Joe: When will he get here?
Todd: He said exactly 15 Hawaiian minutes...
Joe: That could mean anything!

by Ronetta May 8, 2010