Double Micromanagement

When your boss and your boss's boss both are overmanaging the same issue.

Boss's boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
...shortly after that...
Boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
Previously-happy-go-lucky employee: "assholes. Stop that double micromanagement"

by happy-go-lucky employee March 18, 2013

blacksmith microphone

The act of nailing a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre to ones penis and setting it on fire.

"i gave myself a blacksmith microphone last night. never doing that again."

by cat stevensssssssss February 12, 2014

Vegan microwave

Putting a carrot up your ass

Damn that girl Rebecca invented the vegan microwave.

by Chromatin Nice June 15, 2018

xbox microphone

A low-quality microphone, usually attached to headsets, that is loud and makes the speaker inaudible, similar to the microphones used by squeakers on Xbox Live. The effect can be mimicked by simply putting your microphone right up to your mouth.

Timmy, I can't understand you, I think you have an xbox microphone.

by WhyDoTheseExistNow November 26, 2019

Detroit Microwave

Microwave from Detroit

"Yo man, where's your microwave from?"
"Detroit"
"Yo man, That's a fuckin Detroit Microwave"

by SillySausage42 September 4, 2022

Kit Kat in A Microwave

A lesbian orgy. Lesbian porn is two chocolate bars, a chocolate bar being something someone likes, a Kit Kat in a microwave is a intense lesbian orgy.

That was one hell of a Kit Kat in a microwave.

by TheLaziestGinger July 11, 2019

Punch a microwave day

Do you ever feel like you want to punch a microwave? well today is (probably not) the day! On Dec 19th, you can punch a microwave!

I want to participate in Punch a microwave day

by Speegey December 19, 2021