Cold Mess

A person who treats others as if they are beneath them, and gets what they want. Even though you know what this person is doing is wrong, you still want to hang around that person. Most of the time, this person is popular amoungst thier peers.

BoneQuesha just slapped her man, took his wallet, and told him to go make her dinner while she is at the mall. She’s a cold mess, but I am gonna go chill with her anyway. He in there cookin right now.

by Taleah January 5, 2008

Manicotti Mess

A foursome which involves three men and a woman. The woman is on her period and has a yeast infection. Two penetrate the woman vaginally at the same time and one penetrates in the anus.

John, Paul, and Doug had a manicotti mess with Barb and vomited afterwards from disgust.

by Spence dogg February 18, 2009

Hot Morning Mess

DC, Maryland and Virginia's best radio station's show in the morning is "The Hot Morning Mess" with formar classic personality "Teapot Tim".

Today on the Hot Morning Mess Chris Cambell through darts at Teapot Tim's ball sack.

by Anna Norwood December 23, 2006

Fuck Mess

This phrase is used to refer to hair that disheveled beyond belief -- for instance, after a particularly crazy fuck session. It was inspired by the beehive fuck mess hair of Amy Winehouse. It take "bed head" to a whole new level. It can also refer to your general appearance after sexual activity when euphoria eclipses vanity.

Damn, my hair is a total fuck mess; I look like Amy Winehouse.

by eviljen July 11, 2011

Not Mess

A person, generally female, who refers to her/himself as a Hot Mess, but in reality is not a Hot Mess because they are either not currently a mess or, more likely, they are simply not hot. Typically, the subject is under the mistaken impression they are hot.

(overweight) Girl: I'm super-busy, I've lost my keys, my phone is dead, and I've got a million things to do - I'm a hot mess!

You (to friend, whispering): She's not hot...so really she's a Not Mess.

by Phil-ys March 25, 2013

Pop Punk Message Bored

The Pop Punk Message Bored (PPMB) is a punk rock masturbation website where users hold conversations in the form of semi-literate posted messages. It has a specific set of jargon; for example, users refer to each other as "faggots" or "fags," and off-base or unpopular ideas are characterized as "gay." PPMB fosters the stupidity, hypocritical high-mindedness, and navel-gazing of its users.

Guy #1:
I was on the Pop Punk Message Bored today. I bet it's hard for its members to maintain so many fake accounts just to create the illusion of support and appreciation for their terrible bands.

Guy #2:
Oh, I know that site. It makes me cringe when they attempt to have serious discussions on there. If they want to be able to communicate their ideas clearly and want people to take their ideas seriously, maybe they should have buckled down in their high school social studies, history and English composition classes. Instead, they post any old serious-sounding crap and are embarrassingly earnest about it. It's sad, really.

Guy #1:
Yeah, it's an embarrassing situation over there at the Bored.

by Whoah-oh-oh, you fuckers. November 21, 2011

AOL Instant Messenger

Its been disputed since the dawn of the internet where our form of grammar and spelling was tainted.

I have the answer. And the answer in question is AOL instant messenger.

Y0 FEWL YUO SIGNEING ON AOL INSTANT NTN NT MESSENAGR TODEY!11?

Yeah, AOL is a virus within itself.

Macho Man Randy Savage approves of this message.

by Not Zane September 5, 2004