megan

a dirty little bitch fuck

man: i’m going back to megan

tina: that dirty little bitch fuck

by megansucks2020 June 5, 2020

Megan

A complete bitch who will kick your ass if you get in her way.She will tell you the complete truth no matter how much it hurts and doesn't let words get to her.She is a very hardcore awsome person.Mess with her friends you'll get your ass sent in the hospital.She is very loyal and hates other people.She is usually very goth and hates guys with the name of Derrick,Zach,Chancey and Tom.Her best friends names are usually Jj,Jade and Kenzy.She also wants to be a prostitute when she grows up and her unlucky month is April 24.And shes very badass

and whenever you walk past her a little voice in ur head should scream SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Derrick:Hey Megan whats up?
Megan:Dont fucking talk to me!............Dickhead!

by veronicaisalesbo August 12, 2010

Megan

The dumbest bitch you will ever meet

person:Hey did you hangout with Megan?
other person:nah she told me I had a mental illness so we're not talking
Person: damn what a bitch

by cheesepuff July 20, 2016

Megan

sweet, blond, very beautiful and loveing.

has blue eyes

born in spring time from march to may

shes is carrying and will stay with the one she loves unless pushed away, tends to get emotional and over stressed, worrying about every thing she thinks theres always a problem if somethings wrong and she will never over look it no matter how mutch you tell her to just drop it.

can have a cold heart if she ever left you.

Megan is the one to keep.

by reaper_0c1 March 20, 2013

Megan

TOP SLUT WHO HAS A MASS CAMEL TOE AND ALL SHE DOES WHEN SHE GOES TO PEOPLE HOUSES IS EAT ALL THEIR FOOD THEN GO FOR A MASS SHIT AND LAYS A MONSTER THEN LEAVES THEN WHEN SHE LEAVES THE MONSTER COMES TO LIFE AND SUFFOCATES EVERYBODY THEN EVERYONE DIES THEN SHE STEALS PEOPLES PHONES THEN GOES ON SNAPCHAT AND SPAMS EVERYONE THEN SHE GOES ON MY FACEBOOK AND TWITTER AND FRAPES EVERYONE THEN NOW THAT SHE HAS A NEW PHONE SHE GOES SHAG EVERY SLUT SHE CAN FIND THEN WHEN SHE FUCKS THEM SENSELESS SO GOES AND RAIDS ALL THEIR CUBOARDS THEN GOES GIVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER FOOD BABY THEN GOES TO EVERY FOOD SHOP AND HOLDS THE PEOPLE AT GUN POINT TILL SHE GETS HARD SEX AND A FREE MEAL THEN SHE GOES HOME AND SITS AND WATCHES FRIENDS

Person 1: OMG, look at the size of that camel toe!
Person 2: OMG! It must be a Megan!

by angelrocker November 25, 2013

Meghan

Meghan is an amazing girl and loves to be with friends. She loves people and loves animals as well. She is always determined and loves to adventure. Boys love her, but Meghan's don't really notice it at first. She is caring and loves her parents like they are her best friend. Meghan's can fix many things for other people. She listens and she can be counted on by others. Sometimes, Meghan's can be awkward and silly and maybe embarrass themselves, but they know that it's ok. When life throws her a curve ball she may get hit but recovers from the pain and is determined to help others with their problems. In general, Meghan's are great people no matter what people have to say about them. 💕

Guy: woah! Did u see Meghan with that throw! She threw that football like a guy!
Meghan: *hears guy* yeah, cause I throw like u guys, there is no difference! *walks away with ultimate swagger*

by Staypositiveandbeproud October 16, 2016

Megan

She's a stubborn irish bitch. She is too obsessed with some shows. She believes that she is the best person on earth, but shes not. She is so two faced. We used to be friends, but im glad i got to see her true colors. Thankfully, now, we are not friends.

OMG! LOOK ITS MEGAN. EW, WHO WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH THAT BITCH?

by DeliaJune August 19, 2011