Matthew 

A dumb ed kid thats a batty boy and like little kids

"Ew, its Matthew the batty man"

Matthew by big bad mon May 29, 2022

Matthew 

The most handsome man.
If you're a woman and you are single, date a man called Matthew.
He is kind-hearted, muscular, and overall an amazing human being.
Matthew will forever be the best name ever.
If your parents named you Matthew. You are lucky.

"Woah that guy is like a Matthew!"

Matthew by coolguy123412 May 29, 2022

Matthew 

Matthew is a dwarf. He has a dad called jim jam with a mammoth cock and his mother and sister hav ethe biggets mommy milker you will ever see in your life. I would become friends with this don to get a bit of Kerry's Cherry's

hello Matthew

Matthew by daddy beef curry May 30, 2022

Matthew 

A big man from the streets of Grimsby who lives in a box and likes men and gets it up the behind and loves the French

He is a bit of Matthew

Matthew by Toiletnuker69 May 31, 2022

Matthew 

The absolute most wonderful Man in the entire world. Has big dick energy with the way that he plays his music and codes like a pro. Love this absolutely amazing man with your whole heart! Suck his dick too...

"That Matthew over there has big dick energy!"

Matthew by Mnopqr2020 June 9, 2022

Matthew 

Man got big dick

MATTHEW GOT A HUGE DICK THAT LUCKY BASTERED

Matthew by anonymous June 13, 2022

Matthew 

Not very good

Matthew’s not human

Matthew by Matthew;25743 July 3, 2022