tia maria

A sweet alcoholic beverage, usually consumed by middle aged women and lame guys (also known as bitches)

I saw this guy drinking tia maria - what a little bitch!

by Molepiker September 7, 2008

maria eugenia

A spanish perrofla who is very hot.

-Hey, Maria Eugenia, what's up??
+Hey!! i'm here in a manifestation listening to Puk2 AnD cotilleando with my fallen aliens.

by Partypussy February 27, 2016

Maria

A common misspelling of Mario from the super mario bros game series.

“Is that maria”
“No thats mario”

by Lolxl November 28, 2018

Typical Mari

A typical Mari is a Mari without a brain. She will lose her license, forget to make dinner, and only bring home a 6pack of BudLite when you CLEARLY ask for a 12 pack.

Jason Perkins is a typical Mari

by Craigory RN October 22, 2010

Maria Jose

someone that gets annoyed by school and yells at you when she gets home, specially a girl.

"ugh im so done with school, get out of my face!"
"chill bro, you're acting like a maria jose"

by wasuu June 6, 2017

Maria Ramirez

Maria Ramirez is a smart, pretty, and fun to be around type person! She enjoys long romantic walks on the beach, and spending time with her kids and husband! You can talk to her about anything...She will listen!

Maria Ramirez should be famous!!

by Persons Unknown October 17, 2008

mariah carey

Mariah, the BEST voice out there, she may be a little crazy but the girl can sing like no other.

BTW Mariah is not half black you idiot, her dad is 1/2 Hispanic 1/2 black, her mother Irish... if she was half black she'd be a lot darker.

When I saw a magazine with Mariah on the cover, I laughed when I saw the heading "an angry black woman" please, she looks straight up Caucasian.

by szep April 11, 2005