3 definitions by Molepiker

tia maria

A sweet alcoholic beverage, usually consumed by middle aged women and lame guys (also known as bitches)

by Molepiker July 23, 2006

A striking red-headed young female who has a taste for high heels and 80's music

So during the musical, Melanie would always bang out some Toto tunes on the keyboard

by Molepiker July 23, 2006

A combination of 'hot' and 'lame', used in reference to two hot chicks who partake in activities perceived as being lame, such as roller blading.

M: We are so lame
S: Yes, but by being lame, we become hot
M: By being lame, we become hame

by Molepiker July 27, 2006