1. That carton of milk that sits in the fridge which you never want to touch because your disgusting dad who chews tobacco and never brushes his horrifying teeth is too lazy to get a damn glass, instead resorting to taking swigs out of the carton.
Person 1: "Every morning I get so pissed off, the last thing I want in my mouth is daddy milk."
Person 2: "...I'm gonna go."
Person 2: "...I'm gonna go."
by We Remotely Low December 03, 2016
Similar to a Carpet Bagger, a milk bagger is a person who is hated by the general population, and does change the milk. Said "Milk Bagger" is someone who will drink the rest of the bag of milk, and they will put it back in the fridge. This person must be dealt with by being given the asshat treatment.
Joe just chugged the rest of the milk and shoved it to the back of the fridge. What a dirty milk bagger.
by SenecaTruelove March 01, 2009
A glass that has semen in it, and is left out over night, just enough to confuse it with a glass of spoiled milk.
by Sir Shtank131 November 11, 2011
by Pug Wimbledon March 09, 2012
The sexual and deviant fetish practice of masturbating furiously until you produce a foamy jizz, then place said foamy jizz on top of a freshly made coffee. Expert Milk Frothers can even make patterns out of their foamy jizz.
Ben was getting so good at milk frothing the elderly neighbours kept calling around uninvited for a speciality coffee
by HeadChap January 29, 2019
The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.
Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.
by JewishHiter526 February 18, 2020
The beverage which one drinks while thinking of excuses to explain why they cant fish because their wife, girlfriend, or significant other won’t let them.
by Das Milkman October 16, 2018