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National Milf Day

May 8th, the Saturday before Mother’s Day.

Celebrating young and old milfs alike.
Originally celebrated on May 10, but since milfs can’t party on mondays, the day officially has been changed to May 8th.
Happy National milf day hoe! Let’s get wasted and shake our mommy milkers.
by Bigdoggy May 8, 2021
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Miffed

To eat a lot of food in one sitting and be realllllly full.
sometimes eating a lot of greasy food to cure a hangover.
i got so miffed thismorning after that party last night

wanna go get miffed?
by HollyMatilda September 25, 2007
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milffer

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Damn he's fucking jakes mum too now ! What a a milffer.
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Milffurry

Aka Kei is a Super hot genderfluid bassist furry who likes smoking cigars and drinking coffee. Also enjoys anal sex and Kaworu nagisa
Wow!! Look at milffurry he looks so pog!!
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milffort

You head to a girl’s house you want to bone, but she’s got her kid there and you make a fort for her kid to be nice and cool. After the kid goes to bed you bone momma in the fort you made for the kid.
Dude went to his date’s house not knowing she had a kid. He built a fort and played with Billy, but after Billy went to bed he banged Billy’s mom and gave her a solid milffort.
by Tcwilly November 24, 2022
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miffen

the huge shit that rezides in ur colin.
i need to take a miffen...on the chair
by bandaid August 8, 2003
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Miff and Shmingle

1.a phrase used to express elation and 2.a common mis-hearing of a line in a popular song
miff and shmingle! I've won a plastic troll in an MTV competition
by thecheesemaestro April 11, 2010
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