uhaul lesbian

The kind of lesbian that wants to move in after talking for 3 days. They like to move fast. She'll bring the u-haul.

John: Hey did you hear about Cierra's new girl?
pete: Yeah I heard they got married after a month. She seems like such a uhaul lesbian.

by bitchbox42069 June 21, 2020

i'm lesbian

The word that every girl thinks at one point

Oh look at that cute girl! Thinks *i'm lesbian?*

by Soccerislife April 25, 2014

Lesbian firestorm

When two lesbian red heads have sex by scissoring

My lesbian ginger friend Jane met another lesbian ginger last night and went back to her place and had a lesbian firestorm together

by awesome x March 12, 2012

Lesbian Hobbit

Short lesbian people with hairy feet, commonly found at Gamestops and Walmarts.
Likes dried apricots.

Walmarter A: I had to go through a lesbian hobbit to get these peeps!
Walmarter B: Yeah, I have to shop at whole foods now...

by IanPeterFreeley May 27, 2015

Lesbian Toaster Oven

Something Luke made up.

Luke is a lesbian toaster oven, he toasts em raw

by Lesbian Toaster Oven October 3, 2019

lesbian

luna lovegood from harry potter

luna and hermione were definitely in a secret lesbian relationship

by lunarailmepls November 22, 2020

Lesbian years

Lesbian years are similar to dog years. When lesbians date and then fall in love, time really flies. There's not a real science to it, just think, roughly double. I round when necessary.

I was telling my friend "oh yeah remember when I dated that narcissist for five months? It was really like a year in lesbian years. "

by Lin-Zeee February 18, 2021