Life span of a weirdo

They usually live from 11-13

The life span of a weirdo is 11-13 years

by Idi0t345 May 11, 2021

"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die"

One Hell of an amazing quote frim one hell of an amazing person! Used when in a real shity mood on a real shity day. quote speaks the truth, shit happens you get pissed, you 'll get over it eventually, this odviously happens a lot in life, so people get over it, cause eventually you'll die and it'll be all good!

DramaFreak:" You know what, everyone must hate me right know cause it seems like there all being ass holes."
DancingQueen:"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die".

by DramaFreak March 16, 2008

Rocko's Modern Life

Definately the best cartoon Nickelodeon has ever done. It lasted 4 seasons and only 52 episodes. If you didn't like this show you were eather to young to understand the humor(propaly from 1-8) or too old to actually consider changing the channel to nick. Now all Nickelodeon shows is 50 episodes of SpongeBob(a show that definately isn't one of Nick's absolute best, definately better than Rocket Power and the Wild Thornberrys) and 20 episodes of Fairly Oddparents (Not funny or entertaining show)

Anyway, Rocko rocks this world.

"Bath day is a very dangerous day"
"Laundry day is a very dangerous day"
"Garbage day is a very dangerous day"
"Open Mike night is a very dangerous night"
"Shopping day is a very dangerous day"

by bob July 19, 2005

Get a Life

An insult, commonly used by egotistical individuals who know nothing about the person they're insulting. It is mostly used when the person has found out that another person has a gaming/computer hobby and choses to insult that person (mostly behind a keyboard), rather than using his/her time to talk to friends or do something of meaning. Ironic, right?

Egotistical Tw*t "Get a life, fag!"
Guy with a different hobby: "Whoah, what a great insult. You sure told me."
Egotistical Tw*t (blissfully unaware of the sarcasm shown) "That's right!"

by koopaface February 7, 2009

hetero-lifemate

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

by girl7 December 8, 2006

social life

Used for when a person has to evaluate how many friends he/she has or how close they are to him/her

Good social life= lots friends
alright social life= has friends but they arent close
bad socail ife= probably no friends, or none of them will talk to you

by screwthe world February 21, 2006

Thug Life

The Hate You Gave Little Infants Fucks Everybody, meaning, what you feed us as seeds, grows, and blows up in your face, thats Thug Life.

that was the exact quote from Pac himself!

by Matt Dixon April 20, 2004