Lateee

A patron of an establishment, usually a restaurant, who arrives 30 minutes before closing or within a range of time that makes it difficult for the employees to leave work as early as possible. Generally causing the restaurant to not be able to close in an efficient cost effective manner

Under his breath, the waiter, who had plans after work, sighed “another Lateee” when Will and Becca showed up 30 minutes before closing.

by Williebird September 1, 2022

laterwipe

When you make a poo poo, but a couple hours later you realize you left some in the crack so it's time to do a laterwipe

Dammit, I'm feeling a little dirty, hold my beer so I can laterwipe

by Krang69 December 9, 2022

Coal-lateral

Damage done by large coal exporting nations when economic prosperity is put ahead of long term sustainabilty.

Our first concern is the economy. It's not our problem if there is downstream coal-lateral damage.

by Coal-ition of the unhappy February 12, 2010

hoe-lateral damage

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.

Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

Piss Latency

The time taken to begin urinating after one approaches the urinal. The time between your urine leaving your body and when you take stance with your penis exposed in known as your "Pee-Ping(ms)" (Less is better). Piss latency is typically higher when others are around (like in public restrooms) and especially after fornication.

My piss latency was higher than normal today, probably because I get nervous in public restrooms.

by Master Yolo McSwaglington May 1, 2014

tri-laterial commission

A job or task given to a group of three very influential parties from across the world formulating an order of work from across the nation's sea. To hear the unspoken and read the unwritten. Speak the Untold and Rule alltheworld.

3 groups of people authorized to carry out a duty.

Checks and Balance system in our country is a form of tri-laterial commission in the United States.

by Cristina Marie June 6, 2014

Flaming Latent

A guy who kinda looks straight but when he talks he sounds like a queen by constantly projecting.

So this flaming latent must like being called girl by his "girlfriend" when they talk. He got mad when I pointed out straight guys don't like that shit.

by Bigrick9 November 7, 2020