Knob Conker

A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.

The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!

by notwillis October 6, 2012

Knob gobbler

Someone who always has to make everything sexual at any opportunity

“Monty is such a knob gobbler !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Knob jockey

A male who believes he is always right but talks like the shitty farts escaping his arsehole

That pauls a right knob jockey he believes his own shit talk n fart speak

by anonymous November 5, 2020

Door knobs

Nipples that are swollen or are bruised, usually after someone has been "titty twisted". Resembles the nipples being twisted like door knobs.

Joey: Yo, look how bruised Patrick's nipples are.
Jason: Yea, those are some crazy door knobs

by Stan the Man 54 December 11, 2016

Knob Wrench

A rough wank that stretches and thins the penis shaft and gives a shiny purple bell end.

"Damn that woman has a strangle hold!!! She gave me Knob Wrench!"

"My dick looks like a cherry on a stalk after that Knob Wrench!"

by Eddie Grundie July 21, 2012

door knob

used in a sentence when someone is trying to be unique and random when trying to be funny

well you can go suck a door knob

by shower curtain October 23, 2018

Knob notching

The practice of scanning the male participants of an office gathering in order to imagine, and score/rate their penis.

She secretly indulged in some Knob notching during the team meeting and decided to award her manager with the highest score of 9/10.

by KJBB February 19, 2009