jrotc officer

The fat fucks who sit around and skip PT. None of them can pass a PFT to save their life

Enlisted Cadet: has 5 ribbons and is on a drill team and goes to every event

Jrotc Officer: eH pIcK tHAt cRaP uP *eats McDonald’s French fries*

by Modere April 28, 2021

jrunk

So drunk... that you misprounce the word "drunk" with a "J" sound at the beginning instead of the proper "D" sound.

Dude, I drank a 1.75L bottle of Vodka last night and I got fucking JRUNK!

by nornware August 24, 2006

jrunk

The proper spelling of "drunk"

Fat chicks are hot when your sober, but even hotter when you're jrunk.

by testicles...that is all December 2, 2010

j.r.r. tolkien

Now famous 20th century fantasy author (1892-1973), professor and literary and linguistic scholar. Most notably known for his books The Hobbit (or There and Back Again), originally written as a children's book published in 1937, and The Lord of The Rings Trilogy. He also wrote Farmer Giles of Ham, The Adventures of Tom Bombadil.

J.R.R. Tolkien is commonly referred to as the 'Father of Modern Fantasy Adventure' novels.

by G M$ney October 15, 2003

j.r. Writer

An extremely talented rapper for the group Dipset along side Cam'ron, Juelz Santana, Jim Jones, Hell Rell, and 40 Cal.

"see me in ya hood, know im good shit i keep the glock"- 'What you know about Crack'- J.r. Writer

by b ridge b ridge b ridge July 22, 2006

J.R.R. Tokin

When someone smokes the marijuana or "tokes" and reads The Lord of the Rings.

"ahh a nice night of J.R.R. Tokin"

by J.R.R. Tokin August 25, 2008

JRoyal

The greatest people you will ever meet.

'i love the jroyals!'

by ellierose1998 February 8, 2013