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Mr. Jones

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket
Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After
by Modesto Max July 31, 2006
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gethin jones

The term for someone who has a strong outward appearance of gayness.
To Jahan: "You are such a Gethin Jones"
by Anna K McCarthy April 5, 2008
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Andruw Jones

1. the best baseball player to ever play the sport no 1 is better than him no matter what u say # 25 for the best mlb team (atlanta braves)
by Derka Abdul September 4, 2006
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Joner

When someone gets a boner from listening to or thinking about the Jonas brothers.
I was listening to my new jonas brothers cd and I got a huge joner!
by Megzok February 19, 2009
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Tom Jones

I have not eaten since breakfast. Tom Jones na ko!
by Terpits August 11, 2007
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Joge

1. adjective
A word commonly used to refer to a really retarded person. This word derived from a man who named his dog Joge, Joge was a retarded dog, and the man was so obsessed with the dog, he said "Joge" all the time, while tilting his head up, so people started using it as a word. "Joge" can be used in many different forms; Joge, Jogeing, Joged, and any other form u can think of. "retarded Joge," is a commonly used dis, as in, "you are a retarded Joge"

2. verb
To Joge means to jizz, the term Joge in my Joge, is commonly used to say i jizzed in my retard.

3. interjection
A word used sometimes instead of "SHIT!" or "FUCK!" can be, "JOGE!" Joge can simply mean, ouch, or anyone can even say, "Joge you!" like saying, fuck you.

4. noun
A simple way to use the word, Joge, is to simply use it as a name, this name can be used in both sexes. Joge is predicted to be the MOST popular name in the U.S, by 2015. Another way to use joge, can be referring to a dog, " a Joge just walked down the street."
1."You are so retarded sometimes, I am convinced that you are a Joge."

2. "Oh fuck, I just Joged in my Joge when that hot babe walked by"

3. "JOGE! I just got raped by my teacher, now my ass will be sore for weeks!"

4. "When the Joge walked by, I turned to my daughter named, Joge, and just completely randomly said, "fuck you, you dirty slut!"
by Joge The Don April 23, 2009
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jone

Hey bro lets go jone after work.
by joner5000 December 10, 2010
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