below job

The precursor to the term "blow job". some time in the past people would refer to the act as a "below job" since it was done "down there". When spoken quickly it often sounds like blowjob thus creating that term.

Hey Johnny, I had a swell time last night! Why don't we hop in your Edsel and I give you a below job.

by A. Roy August 10, 2006

Baptist hand job

A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.

Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.

by Elvis wearing a bra July 21, 2005

Colosseum Job

When someone goes to the bathroom and leaves the door open because they have little time before they shit/pee themselves.

It's called that way because the colosseum has no doors.

Dude 1: Last night I really had to go. I was about to shit my self so I did a Colosseum Job.

Dude 2: Ew, get away from me you sick bastard.

by cjredskin September 13, 2009

nub job

A hand job received from a women who has lost her hands and retains only nubs.

Yo, I can't believe you let her give you a nub job! WTF man.

by nubfanactic March 1, 2010

rover rim job

A person that enjoys having the family dog engage in curious licking in the netherregions, while performing intercourse in the doggy style position.

Stan was doing his wife and then his dog gave him the rover rim job.

by Echo-10 November 12, 2006

Get a real job!

An insult, which can be used towards someone who has a shit job/task or none at all (beneficiaries).

Person 1: "Get a real job!"
Person 2: "Fuck off!"

Person with job: "Get a real job"
Beneficiary: "I can't."

by 17 inch dildo May 5, 2016

Blow job

A new hair style.

Salon worker: “what do you want today?”
Kayla: “a blow job”
Salon worker: “I got you fam”

by Anaya Peterson October 28, 2019