When the Pokémon Jess has spread her sicknesses though technology and Air the way to cure of this to contain her or take care of the sickness you have of it
by Jessfallenangel September 17, 2019
Get the jess diseasemug. Jess is a lovely friend but will constantly weave dance into every conversation. They perceive themselves as the Billy Elliot's of the world despite never making it further than their village hall dance lessons.
PERSON 1: I've taken up running
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!
by milbooo January 29, 2024
Get the Jessmug. jess i a blonde she is dumb and short. she has daddy issues. jess doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces and her friends keep trying to teach her but she is partly deaf. She has adhd and she is dyslexic. Which is not bad thing it makes her funner. Her bad qualities are the fact that she makes a big deal over the pen lid u stole from her as a joke but, u can never stay mad at her she my bestiee.
jess u bitch
by apersonmatee September 5, 2022
Get the jessmug. a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"
by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022
Get the jess mellohibenchmug. A rude girl who always wants to be the leader and always wants to be the best at things. She especially loves animals. And if you get in the good side of her, you’ll be there forever.
Jess
by Idontyhinkiwanttobehere October 25, 2020
Get the Jessmug. Jesse is a person who cares about your feelings and will comfort you when you need it. He is the type of person to act tough around friends but deep down he just wants comfort and love and to feel appreciated. He’s had a rough past and is looking for something to ease the pain, but the truth is- you both have pain the needs to be eased- so it’s okay to help each other out and discover your love for each other but be careful with him. He has feelings too- don’t break him like the people in his past did. Go find your “Jesse” :)
Jesse/// grizzly bear or teddy bear- or both??
by KingOfTheMints June 18, 2022
Get the Jessemug. bob- ‘ur kinda… jess…😍😍😍’
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the jessmug.