just a small scratch

Broken bones , destroyed body , nothing is all right , death is 2mm from your face.

Anime girl : Are you okay?
Main Character : *near death* It's just a small scratch...

by Please send help, it's so cold December 31, 2017

Just not funny

A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.

"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.

It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.

Bro, your just not funny.

by xelA.2 January 3, 2018

Just Wonderin’

An expression used when an associate (most commonly a suspicious girl friend or wife), has been seriously contemplating your possible (likely) infidelity or unfaithfulness. This expression usually is in reference to your whereabouts within the previous 24 hours, before the gf/wife has been able to make any real discoveries. This, leaving her at this point, just wonderin’.

Girlfriend: Hi baby, I’m so happy your home... where did you go after work last night?
You: I cane home.
Girlfriend: No, I mean before you cane home?
You: I did a few things, why, what’s with all the detective work?
Girlfriend: Oh, just wonderin’.

by JackJermaine69 May 29, 2018

Just-in-case Friend

A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.

"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."

by hurricanekatryna June 3, 2018

Just a mom

It's a sarcastic statement. No mother is "just" anything. Motherhood is an important role in life.

"Oh, yeah she's just a mom."

by tscullen June 11, 2018

Just Oli

OOF JUST OLI

oof ROBLOX IS JUST OLI

by RIP OLI May 16, 2018

just say me

Another way or idea of saying no to se-x with guy to just saying me meaning self pleasure which really is the big M-word! There's the Just say me silly campaign Grace and her friends start in their high school Grant high school which is a great idea.I would totally join in on their group if I was a character on the show. I'm all for just saying no to having sex with guys for a while now and just doing the just say me thing which is another way of saying it's self directed pleasure meaning the big M- word.Therefore I'm really not against either one of those things but if I had to because I would join there group.I would swear off guys and I would swear off se-x with guys just for a while.I mean literally there's nothing wrong with giving a break to all the guys and giving the guys a break from the se-x word.I would do that I would definitely give guys a break and giving guys a break from the se-x word.I would just say me for a while to see how it goes and I would just say me for a while to see what happens after a while of doing that.Totally

Just Say Me word

"My boyfriend and I stopped having sex, so now I just say me.

by Isabella Kr July 12, 2018