earn burn

When you have really bad grammar. For example, saying "light time" instead of

Guy 1: "Hey man I'm scared of the dark."

Guy 2: "You must be terrified of dark time."

Guy 1: "You mean Night time?"

Guy 2: "Whoops, guess i had a case of earn burn."

by usabaker November 27, 2018

burning phoenix

When you and your loved one are about to climax and you slit your partner's neck and light them on fire and continue to climax.

Help me hide me partner's body. I performed a Burning Phoenix on her.

by Azarhyx January 13, 2016

Barney Burn

A sunburn which is so severe that it takes on a purplish tint, reminding one of the TV character Barney.

A-Dude, my face hurts so bad!

B-Wow, you really sunburned it.

A-Yeah.

B-That's a serious barney burn goin' on right there.

by Word Woman June 20, 2009

Lisa Burns

Angel. Friend to all. Dreamy eyed. The most beautiful smart dependable girl in the universe. She flows rivers of beauty and knowledge. Magical. If you know her you probably are in love with her. She will
rain her beautiful ways on you. You will be forever changed.

I dream of Lisa Burns. Lisa Burns has magical eyes. If you get to stand near Lisa Burns, you will feel some crazy magic.

by Order of the Burns Dawn June 5, 2018

Burn shower

Showering with the temperature as hot as you can tolerate without scalding yourself. Used to overwhelm your receptors when you're covered in mosquito bites so your reactors don't have energy to itch.

Taking a burn shower when you're covered in mosquito bites is actually very pleasant, it's like your scratching all those itches at once!

by MrGrimlockTheKing October 11, 2018

turd-burn

whe you take a really hot shit while playing footbal. smearing down your pants and burning your pants.

I got a turd-burn while playing football.

by footballgod November 12, 2015

2 burns

Pertaining to the last couple of potential drags when a joint is passed around. Common Bedford tongue.

"here ya man, 2 burns"

by Wingus July 30, 2006