These are to be avoided at all costs. They usually take the appearance of an appealing website, such as "Hack any Facebook account!" or "Watch Netflix for free!" Click on it, and you won't be hacking or watching anything for a while. First, it'll ask you to fill out some little captcha and give an email address. Easy to fake your way through it. Then comes stage 2:
"Just fill out this quick survey..."
Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.
And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.
"Just fill out this quick survey..."
Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.
And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.
Person 1: Whoa look I can hack anyone's Facebook...
2 hours later:
Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!
5 hours later:
Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!
2 hours later:
Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!
5 hours later:
Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!
by ISHOWEDYOU January 22, 2014
Get the Internet Quicksandmug. A guy who messages every single girl at school but is to shy to really talk to them. For example you may be talking/DM to a guy that may like you but in real life is just a creep.
by october2401 May 29, 2016
Get the Internet Fuckboymug. Chris just posted an epic poem about monster trucks, beer & Kid Rock. Sarah commented that he just won the internet.
by Justinsideyou October 31, 2020
Get the won the internetmug. A female that takes explicit pics & posts them publicly onto an internet site & expects guys to give them a respectful response out of their pics.
INTERNET TEASE
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"
by Rosalita lol March 12, 2011
Get the Internet Teasemug. by Barbraboo September 3, 2016
Get the internet thingmug. A shortened way of saying a commonly used phrase on the internet, using the first letter of each word in the phrase.
by Rabees May 22, 2010
Get the Internet Acronymmug. adj. Describes the feeling you get when you witness the closure of a long standing and very enjoyable web site. Similar to the feeling you get when you watch someone graduate from high school that you remember being born.
Can you believe BMW is shutting down bmwfilms.com? I remember when that shit came out in 2001. Damn I feel internet old!
by SrBlanco October 18, 2005
Get the internet oldmug.