Butt-Tard

some kind of retarded butthead

synonymous with asstard

adj.
butt-tarded

younger sibling: I gonna put my booger on you
older sibling: ugh! don't be such a butt-tard.

person1: I can't get this bag of chips open, tsk man, psht...this is butt-tarded.

person2: no, I think you're just butt-tarded.

by finfito January 13, 2009

butt nest

the end result of applying toilet paper to public restrooms to avoid STDs.

I always use a butt nest.

by sergeant sweetpants & uncle remis January 20, 2007

Butt Gravy

When a wordfart/word is misjudged, it can drop some butt gravy onto the tighty whities. Is used to describe the gooey, mucusy ass slop that drips from a distressed bunghole.

Sucka MC: Damn, yo, I think I done shit my pants!
Pitied Fool: Naw, kid. You just dropped some butt gravy.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003

front butt

A person with a large stomach that bulges out from the top of the pants and usually resembles a butt-ox.

Yo, did you see the front butt on that bitch? it was ridiculous son!

by edward Fendley May 6, 2008

shelf butt

(n) An ass so large as to simulate a shelf, table, nightstand, or other flat tabular object that one might set a drink, ash tray, plates, a TV, or what not on.

"Bitch got a shelf butt that you could stack an encyclopedia on!"

by Bystrick March 22, 2003

butt slut

A woman who prefers and seeks out anal sex as often as possible. Usually willing to let nearly anyone fuck her in the ass as much as they want.

I miss my ex-girlfriend, Rose was a total butt slut who took in the ass for hours at a time.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002

butt milk

During anal intercourse you pull out very quickly and pour a half gallon of milk inside of the female. You then proceed to get a straw and enjoy some ice cold butt milk. For chocolate milk have the female defecate and stir the milk in.

So I was railing Katie G. and I pulled out, poured in some 2%, and had a delicious glass of Butt Milk.

by pcity January 29, 2008