red stater

A citizen of any state whose electoral votes went to a republican in tbe last election. So-called because of network news' electoral maps. Interestingly, the populations in red states have lower than average IQs, lower than average earnings, underfunded public schools, higher rates of poverty, homelessness, disease and crime; and every "red state" in the country recieves more federal funding than it pays (read:welfare).
Red staters are easy to spot. They drive 30 miles to Wal Mart to save .08 on a jar of mustard. That is, when they're not burning a cross on their neighbor's yard because he didn't go to church this week; or beating up n*ggers, gays or jews. They believe they're God's chosen even though they're lucky if they make more than $6.00/hour working the drive through at Hardee's.
by spot December 14, 2004
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red vining

When 2 homosexual males intertwine their penises together similar to the snakes on the medical symbol.
Barry and Todd were red vining and they made a knot by accident. Thankfully Harold helped them get untangled.
by Canavja November 30, 2012
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red rooster

An Australian fast food chain.
Selling Chicken and chicken products.
Good Tucker mate.
Red Rooster really is a shit place to work.
by yAlDaRA March 30, 2003
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red cauliflower

rectal collapse caused by repeated abuse of the rectum from cock or other phallic devices, resulting in an abundance of tissue resembling a red cauliflower
the dirty whore's arse fell out...red cauliflower
by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004
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red angus

when you are having sex with a woman on her period, you pull out and slap her in the face, leaving a red mark on her cheek.
i was having sex with a woman and i totally gave her the ol "red angus"
by uncle waggy77 May 16, 2009
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red hair

A very beautiful hair color on woman. A very ugly hair color on men.
Girls with red hair are very pretty. Men with read hair is prett much another story.
by MySpace Bob December 29, 2007
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Red Bear

A bear often found in the Amazon, which originated in Czechoslovakia. This once Albino bear lived peacefully until it was almost wiped out during WW1 after the Americans learned of the Germans utilization of them. Of this Bear "Genocide" only two survived, and they became very depressed and often cut themselves. Once the war was over they decided to move to the amazon, so they headed south to South-West Africa to depart. Once in the water these two Bears began to have children (They have children in the same manner that gremlins spawn off the backs of others when wet). During this long swim across the ocean the Bears noticed their children's skin and fur was red (Which is wear there name comes from). Once they arrived in South America and reached the Amazon there was just 231 of these rare bears alive. These bears also brought over a now endangered tree known as the Czech Great Oak, which provided a water free cover over there land (This is what many scientists believe to keep them from taking over the world).

Then in early 2009 Zack, Jason and myself discovered these bears on a trip to the amazon, and now we have one in the Brookfield Zoo.
Geo: Holy S***! Is that a red bear?
Jason: I think it is.... Hey Red Bear want some candy??
Zack: No F****** way..... I'm taking one....
by Fluffy_Koala June 10, 2009
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