half a hard on

1) self explanatory- a half hard penis. 2)a dummy, a half wit, can't think clearly

1)I got so drunk I couldn't play "hot dogs and doughnuts"with my girl with a half a hard on. 2)that half a hard on is still paying into social security.

by themacal November 29, 2006

half a zip

To buy a half an ounce of weed. Which is a half a zip

Dude I just coped half a zip of kush you trying to cop some

by Edward Snowden July 10, 2017

half-boner

also known as "the chubs", a half-boner is semi erection of the penis in males. It is often obtained when a man's feelings are on the fence and he is not sure if he is in love with someone or not. It is the female's job to cause the half-boner to either extend into a full one or retreat back into it's phallic lair. This is accomplished by said female "working it" (work it) and showing the man what she's got. If she can't make a boner, then there is something unappealing about her and she will probably never have children as her life will be reduced to one night stands with men in bars (see: Beer Goggles) as they will be the only ones who can get a full boner until they wake up next to her in the morning.

Also: see Chubs as a synonym, there is a little song that goes with this definition:

I've got a half-boner for you
Big fat chubs for you
Oh how happy you'll be when I get this lumpy chub out of my jeans
But the shape should let you know - you got a little ways to go.
But if you gotta get to town, you can do it with a tiny mound.
Guess nobody will know you got the lumpy chubby stump on the go.
When your lady doesn't get you off, at least you'll have a package that's semi-soft.

In a sentence: That chick has a rockin' body, but I can only acheive a half-boner because her ugly face (see: Butterface) is so distracting.

by Mikey Mike and da Funky Bunch February 14, 2009

half dream

Usually right after waking up, in a state of about 10% consciousness, when one's imagination creates a fantasy that is more normal than regular dreams, but more odd than regular thoughts or imaginations.

Scott: Dude, i just had a half dream where I had a threesome with 2 chicks.
Steve: What makes that a half dream?
Scott: Well, i was barely awake, and I'm gay.
Steve: Oh yeah, forgot about that.

by Will Masters January 17, 2010

Half- Ass Coverers

noun: Any type of underwear that lets the bottom of ass hang out; exposing ones butt cheeks. eg Boy shorts/Booty shorts.

She has the nerve to rock them half-ass coverers when she ain't got no ass.

by Mike's Wifey May 16, 2005

half mastin

Erect enough to cause embarrassment

After he saw that new Chris Brown video, Eric Cano was half mastin'..............ya heard me?

by C_Los July 15, 2006

Half-talian

Someone who is a half-blooded Italian, usually by the cause of a full-blooded Italian and someone of no Italian descent having a child.

Sean's mom and Erik's mom are both Italian, but their fathers are not. Therefore, they're only Half-talians.

by Sean Willard December 31, 2008