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Goon is Samual birkin from Nuneaton likes to threaten woman
by Shuffle truffle April 29, 2023
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Goon

A racist: Look at that absolute GOON over there

The goon in question: nigga what?
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Googtard

Dumbass Google employees that have effectively turned Google from a powerful search engine into a nearly useless online phone book
Man, these fuckin googtards have fucked Google up so bad I can't find shit except local businesses and that works right only half of the time
by Snowman_da_OG July 12, 2023
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goonabomber

goonabomber is the act of gooning so hard that you start to feel like Ted Kaczynski instead of bombing universities with pipe bombs, YOU bomb them with coom instead its the act of cooming into a box and sending it to any big college / university.
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a gooner. And a coomer a goonabomber. And one night he goes off crazier edging more than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes his coom ready to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the coom,"Why so serious?" He sticks his pp in my mouth. "Lets put a SOME COOM on that face!" And..... Why so serious?
by goonerisaac August 27, 2023
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Goon

A state reached by the extremely addicted where in a fiend will become very susceptible to influence from an external force. Usually a drug dealer, spouse, or sometimes schizophrenic voices. This person is referred to as a "Goon." Alternatively, the term "goon" can also refer to the professional henchmen in the world of villainy
I told my goon to power shit in someone's driveway and he did it for an 8th. Gentlemen, we have created a goon.

My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".

It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.

Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
by DonnieDarkyDarko September 2, 2023
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goon or edge

A slang term used to ask the target whether they prefer to edge their meat or go on gooning sessiond
by Zesaeit July 11, 2024
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