Google Baucker

People who google a meaning and find it then bauck about it.

Thalia overheard a fact, as a Google Baucker searched and found the real truth.

by Darthmohicas August 8, 2015

Narci-Googling

The act of searching for yourself or references to yourself on Google.

I was narci-googling and found an old YouTube video that I made.

by Dr. T-Pain the elder October 31, 2022

google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.

"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."

by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013

Grim Googling

A portmanteau of "The Grim Reaper" and "Googling," this term describes when you Google long lost friends, extended family members, coworkers or even enemies to see if they are still alive. Typically this is done by inputting their name along with "obituary" into a search engine such as Google to see if anything comes up. This is sometimes--but ertainly not always--done in order to experience a feeling of schadenfreude.

"I went grim googling last night and found out that the first boss I ever had at my first job is now dead."

by DMBCBCB June 10, 2020

google guru

Someone who googles everything

I am a Google guru

by Rita king December 30, 2016

Google Santorum

To gargle a mouthful of Santorum (the frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube after anal sex).

I was drunk, she was fly, things got weird, and before I knew it, I had a wet, nasty mouthful - I never thought I would Google Santorum.

by lowlights June 12, 2011

Google Doc

A thing that I have a lot of.

Person 1: Is there anything you have a lot of?
Person 2: Google Docs, that's for sure.

by marioisthebest June 30, 2022