Goose Chase

The act before a party/during a party when people leave to go pick up hard liquor (i.e. Grey Goose, Smirnoff, etc.). Similar to a beer run.

Shit man, someone's gotta go on a goose chase. We're running low on liquor for shots.

by Newster11111 July 29, 2010

Goose

Verb. Making a fist like the "Thumb's Up" sign then jamming the thumb up someone's butt. Actually traces to an extremely deviant ancient Chinese sexual practice that was limited exclusively to the Emperor upon the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penetrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's spincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstasy. Chinese Emperor's Goose deviant sexual ecstasy

If you goose me now, your thumb will turn shit-brickle brown!

by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008

Silly goose

Fucking idiot or stupid

That's not how you do it you Silly Goose.
Silly goose

by Failureisunknown January 20, 2017

golden goose

A legendary historic figure from Lakeville Minnesota, who wore a Gold Track suit and often urinated his pants. Became famous for having a diarrhea explosion in the middle of a sixth grade classroom. There was such an abundance of poop that it flowed out of the bottom of his pants and formed a puddle on the floor. And he was a giant douche too!

Look guys, the Golden Goose just crapped his pants again!

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Emperor's Goose

Noun. Deviant sexual practice, not an exotic drink. This ancient practice of bestiality was limited exclusively to the Emperor under the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penatrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's sphincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstacy. Chinese Goose deviant sexual ecstacy

You're lucky that you did not live in ancient China when your incredible stupidity could have made you an Emperor's Goose!

by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008

Goose

Another term for the word Good, but a much higher level of good.

Guy 1: hey, did you see that car crash down the block?

Guy 2: yeah man, it was mad goose.

by I Fatality X February 27, 2010

giselle

Girl who is extremely sexually orientated, yet instead of having sexual contact with men, chooses to make love to taps and toothbrushes.

John: those guys are like a bunch of giselle
Mat: huh?
John: they humped them pipes to shiny perfection

Jorge: shes a what?
sven: a giselle
Jorge: how could you tell?
sven: her pussy was clean
Jorge: and?
sven: and it smelled like Colgate

by Gatti October 2, 2005