Gamer rage

Wallnut!

Wallnut is going to sue Scopley because he has Gamer rage.

by MOMOHAWK April 11, 2023

gamer

an obese organism. They can be found breeding in the basements of houses. In order to live, they will steal a fridge, a toilet, and a gaming setup. At this point they sit down and grow bigger as they consume the necessary energy found in junk food. Soon all of there body is a blob of fat except there hands, which they have exercised into super hands or some shit from years of use. When attacked, gamers defend themselves with foam netherite swords from the game 'minecraft.' To reproduce, they shit out there ass lots of food, which they form into a rough figure which will become a gamer. renounced for there gigantic pp's/holes. They can be any gender. When they achieve anything in any video game, they will scream 'let's go!' at a volume that can cause up to 5.0 earthquakes. When they lose, they will pound there solid graphene keyboard, screeching like a banshee and causing up to 3.0 earthquakes with the pounding and the schreeching.

guy 1: "Theres a gamer in my house!"
guy 2: "Call an exterminater!"
*exterminator comes*
guy 1: "omg please kill the gamer in my basement!!!"
*exterminater goes down*
gamer: *uncomprehinsible nonsense*
gamer: "LETS GOoOOO!!!"
*runs at extrerminator with netherite sword*
exterminator: "AAHHH!!!" *dies*

by gaydicky776 June 2, 2023

gamer umair

gamer umair is umair but with his signature headset. This signature headset is a gaming headset, in which he brings in his backpack. It is said that gamer umair rivals the power of minecraft steve in creative mode. He is a very powerful person that should not be messed with.

''Holy shit! Its gamer umair''

by AE07_ June 19, 2023

Gamer Ass

A condition characterized by a numb rear that is typically sore after standing up.

Gamer ass typically occurs while sitting in a chair in front of the computer for prolonged periods of time.

Over time it is believed to flatten one's ass and, in extreme cases, can lead to a concave ass (or bony butt) as the tissue and muscle begin to degrade.

While gamer ass is typically associated with gamers, the syndrome can be experienced by anyone who sits on their ass for prolonged periods of time without getting up.

P1: "I swear my ass has been getting flatter... I don't know what's happening to me!"

P2: "You're getting gamer ass. Try doing something other than sitting in your chair for 12 hours a day until your legs go numb or you'll lose that ass altogether."

by amethystbible June 27, 2023

Gamer Sauce

Semen. Literally just semen.

Kyle: I just put gamer sauce all over your sandwich. >:)

by Me pseudonym? June 28, 2023

Half-Gamer

A person that only use one side of his headset, making it possible to actually hear what people around him is saying.

Chris: Heh, Gary sucks at CS
John: Shush, he can here you. He's only a half-gamer.

by Ash Is Mad February 21, 2008

Kinder-Gamer

1. A child or preteen that needs their parents permission and credit card to enter into an established MMORPG, thusly ruining the community and destroying adult gamer's good time.

2. A nOOb that refuses to follow netiquitte and shut off THE DAMN CAP LOCKS!-in any MMO game.

3. Any child in an Online game with a name like PhuXurMom,Poopalotti,KingDong,Poontrasher,xTehShItx,
Gankenyoo.

"This game was cool in Beta but then the developers let in all the Kinder-Gamers and now it's just a damned daycare."

by MrBaldNBad February 9, 2010