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Gooning

Spacing out, staring at nothing, or just totally zoning. Usually when you’re bored, tired, or your brain just decides to take a mini vacation. Nothing gross or weird, just funny or random.
"I totally missed what she said, I was gooning the whole time."
by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025
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Gooning

The act of mixing (at minimum) two different types of pastas.
"Becky mixed Spaghetti noodles with Penne pasta to spice up her food! that is so weird!"
"Shut up Sandra, she is just gooning. It is a hip new way to cook italian style food!"
by femmenyn April 17, 2024
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Bermudian Flicker Gooning

Bermudian Flicker Gooning is a method of flicker gooning where you goon directly into a fan, doing it so much that the wind pressure combined with the volume of semen/squirt juices creates a hurricane, representing the Bermuda Triangle.
"Hey bro, did you try out Bermudian Flicker Gooning yet? Everyone's doing it!"
by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024
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Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or decided by the Va'ad.
"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"
by HaGoon April 1, 2023
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alien stage flicker gooning

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.
“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”

“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”

“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”
by femboyIicker73 September 19, 2025
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Alex Goon

When you're a chinese boy named Alex and you love gooning and edging and playing Roblox and gooning to it
Yk that one boy from China named Alex who loves gooning and does it every evening? Yeah he's definetely Alex Goon
by certifiedmasterbaiter69 December 10, 2024
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Moon Gooning

Gooning under the moon with an elk skull
Guy: I'm going to go Moon Gooning with the natives tonight.
by FeetHuggs April 11, 2024
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