Google Dance

When you make an SEO focused change to your website and Google doesn't know what to do. One minute you rank better in the Search Results Pages SERP's and the next you drop out.
I updated my sites title tags and its doing the Google Dance.
by Gazcap November 13, 2019
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Google Rat

Google rat is someone in rats united with level 90+. He is also a very cringe simp so don’t talk to him cuz he’ll start simping for you in no time. Boohoo. Hah
by GoogleRat March 06, 2021
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Google Law

1. When one believes any and every search result that turns up during the process of googling something.

2. When someone takes everything google says as fact, this is pertaining to maps and directions.
"I googled 'Wahoo' earlier and found out it was a taco!"
"No it's not you fool, it's an old board game that was made before Google was even rumored about. Stop following Google Law."
by AOMarine117 July 13, 2009
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google birthday

Celebrating the fake birthdate you entered on your google account.
'What's with the party hat Meg?'

'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'

'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'
by pseudonnnnnnnnym November 27, 2017
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Spring Googling

The act of searching one's own name within Google with the intention of cleaning up one's online persona. Often includes resetting multiple passwords.
"I have dozens of outdated blogs, portfolios and profiles online."

"Time to do a little Spring Googling."
by ijy March 12, 2014
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google bordum

when you are soooooo bored you start just looking up google for NO reason.
i have google bordum.......
by Pink Oreo May 17, 2019
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Google-fiddle

When a bitch fucks up a blow job so you oil her up and slap her pussy
You bitch now I gotta give you a Google-fiddle
by Fucking duck god October 02, 2023
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