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left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019
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Knife and Fork

Dentists may use the term Knife and Fork when regarding a person(s) hands to keep the patient unaware of what they are discussing.
"I need a new set of knife and forks, the old ones have become too small for my children to use."
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out of forks

When the number of forks is no longer adequate.
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Potato that fork

A slang term in football meaning to take the ball to the goal posts.
I hope Marshawn Lynch is able to break free and potato that fork.
by Woahbikes October 28, 2021
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