fucktard 

Fuck+retard=Fucktard

"You're a fucktard"

fucktard by DASPENZ October 27, 2012

Fucktard 

Someone who says something so stupidly wierd, wild and untrue that you just can't fathom it or why they are saying it.

When he seriously said I was "watching CSI so I could get ideas on how to kill him", I thought, "Wow, what a fucktard!"

Fucktard by potreroist June 26, 2012

Fucktard 

A person that tires to pull a retarded prank, but fucks it up.

Person 1: Dude I tried to prank my Mom but I fucked up
Person 2: You're such a fucktard

Fucktard by LennonxxJohanna June 28, 2012

Fucktating 

A verb referring to a decision you've made that will lead to you being "fucked; hating my/your life".

It is much more devastating than a simple FML will cover. Simply fucking your life is nowhere near as bad as being fucked; hating your life. A simple FML can be overcome with beer or weed.

"What have you been up to since high school?"---"Living in my parents basement fucktating."

"If I decide to work here for two more years under that psycho bitch I'm going to be fucktating."

Fucktating by dirtymoneybatman September 20, 2012

Fucktard 

A douchbag, asshole, gaywad, shithead, or Ethan Lezcano.

That Ethan kid sure is a fucktard!

Fucktard by Fuckin'Squirrel99 October 12, 2012

Fucktard 

A complete retard who doesnt know what day it is or whats going on. Also says complete nonsense as if it was fact.

Dan: I live by heathrow and jet engines always fall in my garden.

Read: What the fuck are you talking about you Fucktard.

Dan: Dont know just thought i'd say something.

Fucktard by cjp1992 October 15, 2012

fucktard 

Someone who is useless, annoying and border line retarded.

Also can be used to define someone that fucks up all the time.

Jason is a fucktard.

fucktard by Doornail159 February 17, 2013