French Floater

The name of a boat at it's a small world Disney Land. Pronounced Franch Floater

Alright kids,everybody on the french floater it's our turn!

by Jcmacs May 24, 2011

French suicide

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag

Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?

by US organization of healthcare April 4, 2017

French floss

When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.

Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.

by BobbyGeeeee February 15, 2023

french wedge

3 people on top of each other having sex

Dude I had the best French wedge with your mom and dad last night

by Kevin Danper June 9, 2017

French relay

A game played by 2 girls and 3-6 guys. The two girls kneel and suck off the guys for 30 seconds at a time; the guys rotate. The first girl to finish a guy off and swallow a mouthful of cum is the winner; the other girl then sucks off and swallows for all the remaining guys.

See also: French roulette.

Almost everybody left the party by about 2:00 but Steph and Annie stuck around, so me and some of my boys ended up having a French relay.

by anon444 December 29, 2010

French Lean

Peyronie's disease: an excessively curved or bent pecker. Named after a French surgeon, François de la Peyronie, who first described the disease in 1743. Think of a banana-shaped dick.

Hey baby, ride side saddle to compensate for my French Lean.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa got nothing on this French Lean.

by PowerhouseD December 18, 2012

frenching around

When in a multilingual group, the French-speaking folks segregate and start chatting in their own tongue.

These guys are always frenching around. They are up to something evil, or cute.

by tuxu January 29, 2017