fish in a bucket

When you lock your keys in the car

"Can you drive me home? I've got myself a fish in a bucket."
"Yeah, I've got you man."

by Mandarandar January 9, 2017

throat fisting

Otherwise known as tonsil touching, it is a method often used by children in school as a way to fake being sick involving shoving one's fist down another's throat in order to invoke the gag reflex.
It also has found use in the bedroom of some particularly messed up people.

1. Thanks to a bit of throat fisting Jeff and I got out of school early!
2. Are you down for a bit of throat fisting tonight baby?

by JefferytheCasualMeme August 28, 2016

fishing

to wait outside of a 7-11 or any liquor store, and ask adults to buy you things like ciggarettes or alcohol

i was fishing in front of mr.A's for like an hour, before i found anyone

by Broookealynn February 16, 2009

backstab fishing

A term used for a technique used in the video game series Dark Souls, where a player continuously side steps around their opponent in an attempt to get a critical hit. It is a way to cheese an opponent quickly with high strength and/ or dexterity, albeit it's not being done to you in which it is absolutely frustrating beyond belief.. This technique accompanied with a laggy internet connection on your opponents behalf (during pvp) will never fail to work. Also, it will never fail to piss people off.

Player 1: *begins circling player 2* Player 2: *targets player one in defense* ; *both players refuse to attack* Player 2; What the fuck! He's just Backstab Fishing, this is annoying as shit! *gets backstabbed and dies* FFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!

by P. Muffin June 11, 2018

fishing

When your not in a relationship and your available, e.g. the dating game and your waiting to catch a 'fish'. If one has been unlucky in love you could say that he/she should maybe get better or more 'bait'. Created during a Go Fish game.

"Are you fishing?"
"I was, but I found Dana."

"So, how's it going with Dana?"
"We broke up."
"Oh, I guess you need better bate."

by tributefrom13 September 18, 2012

fly fishing

when you are either to young or can't afford the cover for a bar so you go out and bounce from outside of bar to outside of bar in the hope of picking up a women either leaving the bar or smoking out front. called fly fishing because like actual fly fishing you arn't actually going into the water (bar) to catch fish (women) and it also takes a lot of walking because you have to be constantly going from location to location

dude 1-bro u going fly fishing tonight

dude 2- na my feet tired bro lets just hit the bar

by mr_incredible408 August 26, 2013

Cat Fishing

the act of shoving your entire hand into a pregnant woman's vagina, and pulling out the baby. similar to the method used by backwoods rednecks to catch catfish.

my GF is 4 months pregnant. guess I better go cat fishing before its too late

by n197 September 13, 2013