The Fap

The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat
The Fap don’t fucking strap, FAP team #1
by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022
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Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)
by Lancasting June 28, 2015
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Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.
-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".
by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025
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Pocket Fap

The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public
I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing

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by FuzzyDanglers March 20, 2016
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fap ceo

FAP CEO is a hentai based idle game on a hentai game site called nutaku.com. Pretty fuckin fun if i do say so myself
nice just made $10,000,000 on Fap ceo lets gooo.
by Aden McWilliams June 12, 2021
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fap it out

When you see a sexy girl (e.g. at the YouTube) and you are single, so there is no other way than to fap.
Teenager (coming home from school): Hey dad, my classmate Jill was really hot today!
Dad: Aww, you must be horny! Go to your room quickly and fap it out!
by matok August 12, 2020
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M-FAP

Acronym: Mother-Fucking Awesome Person or People

Pronounced: em-fap
That M-FAP is my hero.

The M-FAP in my life are the best
by cbinthouse June 07, 2023
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