Forest Lake Senior High School

Forest Lake Senior High School is a microcosm of the city of Forest Lake. Sadly, most of its graduates can't even pronounce microcosm, let alone know what it means. The school can be described briefly with three words - racist, drugs, and idiocracy.

The school is a Frankenstein's monster of a building - the school was expanded instead of torn down like it right well should have been. Classroom numbering is random and sporatic, and many students get lost looking for classes even through their senior year.

The school is known for it's FFA (Future Farmers of America) program. Unless you're a member of one of the several big, important families in the area (the ones that own major farms, or recreational vehicle dealerships), you don't give a flying fuck about it. More than likely you're high off your ass in class while some poor schmuck attempts to teach you basic grammar thanks to NCLB.

The school is also well known within theater, debate and speech circuits. Again, not many people care. In fact, the school doesn't even care. Instead of displaying recent victories of the above organizations, they'd rather keep a trophy case full of football and hockey trophies from the 80s, when the Forest Lake Rangers actually won games. To anyone with a brain, that should describe the mentality and demographic of the school more than I ever could.

Principal beginning graduation speech: "Start your tractors! Start your tractors!"

Student: "I fucking hate this school."

Student 1: "You have any drugs?"
Student 2: "You kidding? Everything at Forest Lake Senior High School is drugs! The chairs are drugs, the carpet is drugs, the desks are drugs..."

by P1ntsize_Anthro November 15, 2011

forest fire

A really horrible band that sucks beyond belief, but at least they try and have fun. cough cough bullshit cough cough

You wanna hear Forest Fire later?

Hell no! They suck, but at least they try and have fun!

cough cough lame excuse cough cough

by Jared Goldfarb April 10, 2003

FOMOS

Fear Of Missing Out Syndrome.

I didn't want to come to this party, but I got FOMOS when everybody else started talking about what a great time they would have.

by atangren August 12, 2012

black forest shateau

This is when a male or female licks and sucks the anus of a male or female that has an extensive amount of pubic hair. While the male or female is licking and sucking the anus the receiver proceeds to defecate into the persons face.

Man: "Oh darling ive had such a lovely night you know what would make this extra special, if we were able to do a black forest shateau"

Woman: "Yes that would be delightful"

by Dollyrocket July 16, 2011

Forest Fever

when a non-white female exclusively dates white men. Opposite of Jungle Fever or Yellow Fever

"Ji Yoon only dates white guys, I think she's come down with Forest Fever"

by wordmaster 5000 August 10, 2016

hair forest

When a chick has sprayed her hair so heavily at the roots with hairspray so as to create what appears to be a hair forest of small trees growing from her scalp. This was very popular in the 80's and has a following in women who are of that generation.

Check out the hair forest that chick is sporting. Doesn't she know that her hair went out in 1985!

by charminredhead November 18, 2009

African Forest Crater

Slang for a women's hairy, smelly, loose, un-washed, constantly masturbated vagina.

Tom : Do you know that one girl down the street?
Jim : That one crack head girl?
Tom: Yeah, my homie, Todd, was about to give it to her untill he saw her african forest crater.
Jim: Eeeew, thats sick

by halla3 July 21, 2011