by Quesojedi July 14, 2018
Get the Power Fartmug. The wiping of your A-hole after a soppy, wet fart.
Sometimes when going to the toilet for, what you think is going to be a shit; you end up just doing a wet fart. A quick wipe would leave traces of shit on the toilet paper.
This would be a fart wipe.
Sometimes when going to the toilet for, what you think is going to be a shit; you end up just doing a wet fart. A quick wipe would leave traces of shit on the toilet paper.
This would be a fart wipe.
"hey, you didn't flush everything from that shit you just had!'
"I didn't take a dump, it was just a fart wipe
Or
"mate, I've just done a really wet fart and think it might skid my pants"
"here, borrow a tissue and have a fart wipe"
"I didn't take a dump, it was just a fart wipe
Or
"mate, I've just done a really wet fart and think it might skid my pants"
"here, borrow a tissue and have a fart wipe"
by Beach slick November 3, 2009
Get the Fart wipemug. When you're in the process of running, you start to release gas and everytime you take a step I little part of your fart comes out.
by djdie January 25, 2009
Get the fart runningmug. Like a Trust Fall, but with a fart of unknown quality. Performed with eyes closed, arms crossed, and legs slightly apart.
I was starting to feel better and decided to perform a Trust Fart in the grocery store and shit my pants.
by Cloverleaf July 2, 2015
Get the Trust Fartmug. After some time in a relationship with a woman, the man will feel comfortable farting loudly in her presence. This point in time is the farting point
-Jill and I have been together 5 months now
-Have you reached the farting point yet?
-Nah, she's a bit too frigid
-Have you reached the farting point yet?
-Nah, she's a bit too frigid
by Zamb August 5, 2009
Get the farting pointmug. Someone who is typically skinny, who wears Hawaiian t-shirts and JNCO jeans. They must also have a mullet.
by Dr_yote March 31, 2021
Get the Fart boymug. When an uncut man retracts his foreskin and as it passes over the head of the penis is makes a wet fart-like noise. Sometimes it can be very brief, other times "farts" can last up to 15 seconds or more; it all depends on the tightness of the foreskin; a tighter foreskin causes a shorter fart, the amount of precum already on the penis head, and the force with which the foreskin is retracted.
Chiron: The fuck was that noise?
Tyrell: What noise, nigga?
Chiron: You shittin' in the bathroom or something?
Tyrell : Ah shit, nah G, it was a foreskin fart.
Chiron: A what?
Tyrell : Here let me show you.
Tyrell: What noise, nigga?
Chiron: You shittin' in the bathroom or something?
Tyrell : Ah shit, nah G, it was a foreskin fart.
Chiron: A what?
Tyrell : Here let me show you.
by HueyLewisandtheNewz December 5, 2017
Get the Foreskin Fartmug.